meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Well, damn, when you put it that way…

– Mod A.

thebrainofmorality:

klubbhead:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

klubbhead:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

An assignment for next week’s class.

It can be a meme right now with enough dedication.

had to do it to ‘em

That’s even better

Are y’all even trying?

Are you?

So you like chemistry puns…

imtoobiforyou:

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

oh my god this is gold

Why do women cry when they are angry?

e-jotja:

Because they realize it’s illegal to murder you…and that shit is frustrating

zelsbels:

dustrial-inc:

geekygothgirl:

the-kellephant:

captxandri:

sgtbuckyrogers:

thewantedpumpkin:

milesjai:

ooooOOOOOOO

Bring on the biracial thunder babies.

#still all about that thororo

Thororo is the best ship name ever.

I ship this SO hard.

This is possibly one of the greatest pieces of comic art ever made.

I never knew I needed this ship in my life

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind