being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33
Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder
I was about to take a chest x-ray of this lady and I was asking if she had any lung or heart conditions and she was like “just a broken heart” and I’m completely in a medical mindset so I asked her if she’s been diagnosed with a specific heart condition and she was like “no I mean I have a broken heart because my 16 year old grandson died a year ago today” and I’m like oh….. well that won’t show up on an x-ray..
“ Today I went to this little meditation thing cuz, you know, I’m tryna connect with my higher whatever-the-fuck. So after we get done breathing and shit, they was like,” Where did y’all go? Where was your happy place? Where did you see yourself.” And bitches was like, “ [mockingly] Oh, I went to the beach. I was at my grandma’s house. You know, Thanksgiving, whomp whomp.” [normally] “They get to me I was like, “ Bitch, I was at the bank. There was a broken ATM and all the cash was falling out. That shit had me breathing real serene, nigga. Fuck the beach.”
Omg. This is next level. Idk how the fuck blogs and other twitters got this from my account, but the fact that they transcribed it.. I’m connecting to deaf folks now. TRU.
If you’re wondering where SU could possibly go after the events of ‘Reunited’, here’s a list of unanswered questions to reassure you that we have a lot left in store for us!
– What’s in the chest in Lion’s mane? – Who is Mystery Girl? – What’s gonna happen with Jasper? – Can Peridot fuse? – What’s the deal with Lapis? – Where’s the Ruby Squad? Off Colors? Zircons? Aquamarine? Topaz? – How will corruption be healed? – What’s the history of Mask Island? – What happened to Ocean Town? – What did Homeworld used to look like? – What did Pearl do before she served Pink? – Will the Zoomen and Rose Quartzes be freed? Where will the Fam go? – How are Diamonds made? When and how was gemkind first born? – Who is White Diamond? – Where is she?? – Why has no one ever mentioned her??? – What happened to her entire court of gems???? – WHAT DOES THIS MURAL MEAN?????
okay so unless you’ve watched the Netflix series u wouldn’t understand but Mort is an interdimensional being who has lived a substantial amount of time. assuming his wives weren’t clones of himself, they probs just died of old age or smth.
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