So because I have like, zero impulse control (and I needed an excuse to procrastinate) here is a list of Lokis rated by chocolate bars:
1) OG Loki from “Thor”, a sweet boy who means well, even if his methods leave something to be desired; gave birth to the “Disney Prince Loki” images. Will take you out on a magic carpet ride.
Extra Creamy? More like “Extra Dreamy”, am I right?
2) Avengers Loki: This Loki went through the deep end and came back a total edgelord. Uses very crass language even though I’m sure Frigga taught him better. Bitter AF.
3) Dark World Loki: Claims he doesn’t give a shit, when he clearly cares too much (you are not my mother my ass). Slightly less bitter than Avengers Loki, but still a sarcastic little shit who is salty about everything and makes sure you know it.
4) A spicy boi. May or may not have slept his way up the Sakaarian ladder. Finally got to be king, only to spend his time in comfy PJs and go through his issues via theater honestly #same
Bonus Round!
Extra Lokis:
1) Blue Loki. Starting his descent into bitter chocolate territory.
2)Slightly crispy. AKA WHAT HAPPENDED AFTER HE FELL MARVEL?!?!?!
3) That cape. ‘Nough said.
feel free to add more lokis
I went from “so confused” to “STUNNING COMMENTARY”
I am now using ´A baking accident´ to explain anything that has to do with Irkens or magic anons. ¨Hey when did you become a werewolf?¨¨Oh I was in a baking accident.¨ ¨How are you still alive¨ ¨A baking accident¨
I’m guessing this is a movie you’d recommend? I’m not familiar with it but google says it’s a musical. I don’t normally like musicals except maybe Hamilton bc it was informative and done by wonderful black actors (like how could I not watch that?) But that’s about it for my musical side.
I’ve been told that I should watch more musicals though especially sad dramas like heather’s and dear Evan Hansen or whatnot.
Honestly just gimme all the musicals you recommend?
@it-keef I thought for several minutes you said Cabin in the Woods and I was abundantly confused until I checked the screen twice.
@mothman-membrane Sorry to intrude but Dear Evan Hansen is a terrific musical. I cried several times on several different occasions.
One of these books focuses on Thor, and yes Loki is still around. The current release date is October 24th and it’s written by Ethan Sacks with art by Michele Bandini.
When young Thor’s father falls to the King of Giants, his life is forever changed. He’s ripped from Asgard to be raised in a world of persistent winter, learning the brutal way of life in Jotenheim. But how does the runt of the giants, Loki, feel about his new stepbrother?
Source: Newsarama.com, Cover art by Marco Checchetto (Marvel Comics)
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