americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.
my commute to school was an hour and a half everyday. wth
I bet it was Loki’s idea, and he regretted it ever since.
They’re like, 10, and on The Great Pie Stealing Adventure, crouching behind some kitchen cabinets.
T: “Well, my plan of smiling and being adorable didn’t work. If we don’t get that pie, we will definitely starve to death before dinner. I say we just run in there and grab it, but the cook’s in the way.”
L: “Here’s what we’ll do. I’ll pretend to pass out, and you start screaming that I’m hurt. Really play it up. Then when everyone runs over here, you go get the pie.” This plan is perfect, as it involves Loki getting attention, and Thor doing what he’s told.
T: “Right, got it! You’re a genius! HELP! MY BROTHER IS DYING!”
L: O.O *flops over onto Thor* X.X
T: “OMFG HE’S DEAD! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! OH NO!”
L: *whisper* “Put me down and get the pie, oaf!”
T: *CHUCKS LOKI AT COOK* “HELP HE’S DYING!!!”
L: “AHHH!”
And that is how Loki spent half an hour being lectured by cooks, while Thor ate pie.
do u ever think about someone and ur like: i wanna take care of them so hard??? i want to be their #1 supporter especially during times when they think no one believes in them. i want to comfort them when their thoughts are too loud and i’ll stay up with them all night until they drift off into a peaceful sleep in my arms. like u just wanna b there for them???? and love them endlessly????? and give them affection and so much love that they have never received????
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