squee-not-todd:

agentmothmanstrikesagain:

twinsfawn:

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

A Nessie plush that smells like murky lake water and is filled with squishy beads  and makes a lil sloshy noise when you shake her.

A Flatwoods Monster that makes spooky lights when you hug it!  Perfect for kids who are scared of the dark!

A Sasquatch and/or Yeti that smells of pine and dug up earth… and probably bellows.

Ş̣͙̫̗͓̟̟̰͎̲̹̩̑͆͐͆̎́͘͘͞o͐̀̈́͌̅̽ͮ҉̡̦̦̺͇̰͈̤̕ͅm̝͉̬̻̥͓̻̣̔̉̍ͪ̓͗ͨ̄̑̒ͤ͛ͥ̐̅̕͝ͅê͚͙͕̲͈͆ͬͣ̈́̈̃ͬͥͨ̾ͦ̎̀̚̕͜t̴̷ͣ̃͑̌̉̀͏̣̖͇͇̘͉hͮͫͣ͒̍̎̏͒ͣ̄͂̆̊̏̀̋̎̚͡҉̪̰̳̥͉̘̬̰̯̞̩̞̤̱͙̗͙i̵̲̮̥̯̖̳̫̗̹͓ͮ̀͐̔͐̃̎̀ͭͧ͗̀́n̷̾̿̋͌̆͏̡͈̱̼̦̭̟͙̲̥͈̦̱̮̥̰͙ͅͅg̵͉̘̝͈͖̼͈͉̳̻ͪ̅̈́ͬ̎́̐ͪ͊̾̊̕ ̄̓ͯ͐̈́͛͊ͣ҉̢̛̟̞̳̲͖͔̫̗̦̜̻̤͔̰̤͝ͅw̳̩̲̪̺̙͐̍̈͋ͬ̉̍͗̋ͦ͐͛̀͘ͅǐ̢̪͇̤͇̜̯̩̥̘̙̦͎̟ͩ̍̂͛̓͑̚͘͟͜cͬ͆̍ͩ̍̔̌͊͐̎̃̒̌́͂͊ͯ͂̌̀҉҉͕̠̱̪̳̝͍̙̭̹̤̭̲͔̳̫̦̲͢ḵ̶̵̪̜̮̖̇͋͐ͧͤ̎̾͂̽͑ͩ̓ͬͭͨ͂͊̀͠eͩ̈́̔ͨ҉̸̧̨͇̦̺͍͇̘͍͜ḋ͉͍̟̗̜̯̜̙͓͉̻͓̻̝͔̘͖͓͊̀ͪ͘͜͝ͅ ̧͚̠̙̝̱̲̝͍̦̟̥̬̯͉̫ͨ͑̉̔̋͋́͜͝͞ͅẗ̳̬̗̭̥̟̻̤̥́ͩ͐͊͂̓̀h̸̨͉̦͕͍ͭ̐̽͊͆̀̋̃ͮ́ͨͧͯͮ̋̕i̴̸̇̎̿͋͒͑̈͋͊̓ͯ̃̑̿ͫ͑̎́̚͏̜̬̰̘s̨̙̮̫̝̩̼̖̺̺͇̘̰͉̳͈͔̻̓ͪ̆̽̓ͬͯͨ̇ͧ̓ͮ̇̕͞͡ ̴̳͔͍̫͔̜͉̍͂̑̇ͦ̽̔ͭ͜w̶̵͍̹̺̬̳͍̠̬͇͔̜̦̤̾͂̈͗ͫ͜͡͠ͅͅä̵̵̬͓̮͚͚͎͈̬͓̳͓͚̭͔̳̝͗ͩͧͩ͑ͭ̇̃̂ͯ͊͞y̵̨͕͎̬̭̳̳͖̩̱ͣ̋ͣ̽͂̌͠͝ ̡̝̥̣͚̪̟̹͈̖͕͓̣̖̝̱̗ͪ̒͋̓͋̃̾͋̔̾ͣ̋͡͞c̓̊ͪͫ̂̒̒͗͝҉̣̘͔̼̣̮̞̖̙̗̗̯̥̬o̸̫̱̰̫̭̺͓̻͖̳ͭ͛̿͊͑̉ͦ̿͊̓̀̄͛̈́̓̂̾͂ͫ̀͘͞m̨̨̛̰̙͓̱͕̤̰̻̪̠̲̥͂͗̾͛̎ͪ̂̾̓̄̂̽ë̶̡̨̢̲̗̖̹̝̖͔̮͈͙̙̘́̆͂ͫͦͨ͊͋ͯ̃̈s͖͖̲̫̟͕̅̈ͩ̆̉̍͒̕͜͟

variously-stated:

it’s spoopy time

squee-not-todd:

yeats-infection:

this is objectively the best headline of all time but i’m peeved that: 1) people are acting like it’s surprising and shocking that the beatles ever had a homoerotic experience, i mean, come ON, and 2) none of these are mentioning that during these group masturbation sessions they would all yell out names of attractive women for inspiration and john yelled “winston churchill” 

i’m laughing too hard right now