bisexualcryptkeeper:

dumb outdated meme thing i made over a year ago but never posted, new revised edition

characters included based on the criteria of “i could think of something mildly amusing to say about them”

(lest i overexplain the joke: number 189 of the “700 Hobo Names” in “The Areas of My Expertise” by John Hodgman is “Skywise the Sexual Elf.” god i love the 700 Hobo Names)