dadmondmiles:

ya know, in Bloodborne, the names of the monsters don’t really convey their difficulty. or what they look like. for example:

Wandering Nightmare: oh my! the living embodiment of a nightmare? this must be a highly feared enemy!

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Loran Silverbeast: oh that sounds like a boss, bet it’s got thousands of hit points and looks really epic and it’s really tricky to-

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Giant Lost Child: so it’s like a large toddler? psh, what kind of attack power could-

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Winter Lantern: oh so it’s a floating lantern, like it has a weakass ghost in it, probably you just hit it once and it breaks, right?

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Fluorescent Flower: oh that sounds lovely! you, like, gather these flowers for XP? neat! i bet it’s beautiful!

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