Variously Backup

small idiot carried by giant bastard

turkishlira:

tariqah:

Broke: Judeo-Christian

Woke: Judeo-Islamic

every time i see this post i think abt the time when i listened to a bunch of muslim and jewish students spent their entire 10 minute break arguing abt whether god actually cares you eat gummy bears (made with gelatin derived from pork) or not, standing by the vending machine and eating gummy bears the whole time

I love this

skeleton-quays:

teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

@rosymaplemoth

catofox:

captain-ameribunny:

teafortteu:

roboticdreams:

I have waited literally all year to reblog this

We don’t deserve this

@nineprotons

hOW

I N E E D T H I S

earlgreytea68:

voxeterna1:

Is there a reason they are all wearing the same shirt???

Yes. If you’ve ever been to a college campus when the frat boys are out en masse, you will see they all wear the same clothes to be able to quickly identify each other in public.