greenbergsays:

calicovoices:

greenbergsays:

infinityonthot:

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna be over here writing this

PLEASE GB, PLEASE

you think I’m playin’, you just wait until my BB fic is done

imma write the shit outta this romcom

deanky:

deanky:

deanky:

*thinks about gandalf the grey*

*thinks about gandalf the white*

*thinks about monty python and the holy grail’s black knight*

mgsotacon:

you know what day it is……….