pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
hello greenies! i’ve been getting sicker and sicker as the seasons change and so have my fellow witches. this is a loose recipe that i use for colds and i hope it can help. sorry if the measurements aren’t exact!
for kettle:
4 cups of water
2 lemons
chopped ginger (an inch? maybe less depending on how strong you want it)
a small handful of peppermint (i have the hands of a child)
2 sticks on cinnamon
honey (will put in at the end)
for cup
1 cup of water
¼ of an inch of ginger
a few of leaves of peppermint
half a stick ( if you have powder use like 1 tsp?) of cinnamon
honey (will put in at the end)
directions
heat up water until it comes to a nice low boil/simmer. place ginger, peppermint, and cinnamon in.
after 4 minutes place thyme and lemon.
***for the lemon make sure you cut in half, squeeze out, and place the peels in the water (for kettles place 1 of the lemon shells in the water, for cup place a few slices). let sit for another 4 minutes. then when done put in cups!
put in as much honey as you want! (i use about a tablespoon per cup) stir clockwise and chant:
“Frost in the body, cast out.
Mother Earth bring to me health and wellness.
Bring to me the warmth of spring.
Frost in the body, cast out.”
visualize a green light flowing into the cup as you chant and as you drink that same light travels into you.
Aside from all the other reasons it’s gross, humor that’s based on degrading women and minorities is plain lazy. If you can’t make people laugh without punching down, you’re just not funny.
Just be kind and weird. Be absurd. It’s not that hard.
I make people laugh by punching down myself
That’s because of toxic societal teachings.
Be an anarchist: love yourself.
I feel compelled to tell you that this is now wallpaper for both my lockscreen and my homepage
give us the pics
Also, while we’re here, I also wanna say that this shitpost has actually touched me. Like I’ve had serious loving comments from friends and family about caring about myself, and this has somehow made a bigger impact. This post legit brought me to tears. I have it written on my hand and it’s probably going to be written many other places. And that’s why it’s my wallpaper
i’m proud of you, you funky little anarchist melon ball
I just wanted to give a little update. Ever since I made The Post a few months ago I’ve been getting a lot of asks wondering how we are doing now.
Right after I made that post, things went great! It was back to normal. Then the next month and then the month after that, we ended up getting our slowest months in years. At first, I thought it was mostly the seasonal slow-down. Then, I was pretty sure it was because of Tumblr’s new algorithm. Now, I’m just really not sure. But it’s not looking very good now. The sales we post directly on Tumblr do well, but the shop updates are doing worse than they ever have.
But I can say that we *really* want to stay open. I mean for obvious reasons (like the fact that all the working adults in our household are employed by this shop) but also because we really want to be able to continue to provide the products and services that we do to this community. We really enjoy the work we do.
That being said, I’ve been trying to adjust and do what gets good responses (like these warehouse sales, for example), but I need some more suggestions!
I am open to hearing what you would like to see from us 🙂
We will also be focusing on building up customers bases elsewhere on other social media, as hard as that may be, because it’s entirely possible that Tumblr just isn’t the place for us anymore.
I just wanted to make sure I give an update for those who have been asking. I don’t answer every ask about it because I don’t wish to talk about it too much. I prefer to stick to the positive.
But please let us know if you have suggestions for us.
And if you wish to support us, or spread the word to your friends, I will leave some links. Thank you, friends.
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