squee-not-todd:

almightiestinvader:

squee-not-todd:

almightiestinvader:

squee-not-todd:

almightiestinvader:

vampire-pigs-and-pizza:

almightiestinvader:

humans are just filled with so much cranberry juice

Explain how you got your answer.

socratic method

yeah but using the socratic method you’d also come to the conclusion that a fucking pangolin is a man because

1.) it is featherless

and 2.) it is a biped

there is every feasible, supposedly supernatural nature of being on this One Planet to think there is not a pangolin who is a human man is nearsighted

i’m 100% sober right now and i don’t understand that

what you just said was

there is every feasible, supposedly supernatural nature = there is all natural reason

let’s add that to the second half

there is all natural reason to think there is not a pangolin who is a human man is nearsighted

AND I STILL DONT GET IT

IF BIGFOOT EXISTS WHY CAN A HUMAN PANGOLIN MAN NOT

… fuck you got me there.

tellmeoflegends:

threehoursfromtroy:

liberalsarecool:

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