america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you
living with depression is like listening to those upbeat songs with really dark lyrics on repeat 24/7
A playlist featuring nothing but ’Bullet’ by Hollywood Undead 10 Hour Version on repeat
Hey uh op…. where’s your url…
there’s no url because god sent this post down to us
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996-2003)
@maxwell-demon I miss this cat. Can we have this cat?
If everybody canceled their internet and cable/satellite TV services at once, it would probably only be a month before they were offered for free by marketing firms.
Do vampires sneeze? because that would be really annoying if they do right? like your just chillin and suddenly you’re trying to hold it in because Not Again and aaaaa-chooo and you’re looking around like aw shit and then you here it. ‘bless you’ and you’re fucking burning and you were just trying to have a good time and now your fucking dying
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