Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then
Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me
The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey it’s okay it’ll get better I promise please don’t say things like that you’re gonna be okay-
Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid
The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.
I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect
“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself:“What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“
-Mr. T on the subject of his name
I had no idea he put this much thought into this wow
elaienar said: That’s terrifying and I approve 100%.
WELL HERE IS THE THING, RIGHT? black holes you basically literally have to be in their gravity like pretty much on top of them to be sucked in. so that’s not really an issue. it’s TERRIFYING sure, but explains a few things which I will list:
my astronomy teacher said if you were somehow able to survive entering a black hole and reached the bottom or singularity, the way time works is that you would be able to see the entire universe laid out – like you’d know when the universe ended if you looked back outwards
which falls into line with the idea that the angels know all of time and everything except when it will all end precisely (or scientifically, the collapse of this universe is unknown, but supposing angels were black holes they would see until this unknown point)
matter falling into a black hole creates a disc of light which is probably among the literal BRIGHTEST things in the universe
there are angels which are supposed to be the wheels of God’s Chariot, so it would make sense if, according to theories, that there ARE massive blackholes at the center of all galaxies which is what cause them to rotate, and those black holes are angels which make the galaxy spin.
black holes were formed sometime after the big bang, which lines into the story of creation, that the angels came after the universe.
angels can choose to physically manifest like humans, but aren’t actually. it’s said that you cannot survive looking at them or hearing them directly. NASA says that the “note” a black hole emits is the deepest sound found in the universe. i am just guessing here but you would probably die if you heard it up close instead of a bazillion light years away. ALSO side note cool fact apparently that “note”: “…It’s worth pointing out that the “sound” in question is 57 octaves (and one semitone) below middle C, which makes it 247×2−57≈1.71×10−15Hz, or one whole cycle every 18.5 million years.” CRAZY RIGHT although apparently some sing other notes and basically if there’s anything people know about angels it is that they DEFINITELY SING. anyways you can’t see black holes but you can see the things around them and the soundwaves surrounding them.
also apparently scientists picked up a death “scream” of a star falling into a black hole but like…
anyways literally every angel is terrifying BE NOT AFRAID “haha okay but i’m crying though is that cool”
black holes are probably angels. i’m just saying.
this is exactly the kind of weird christian gnostic-empiricist apologia i like to see on my dash
Reblogging for the Christian gnostic-empiricist apologia.
this is my post, and it’s based on Jewish theology, not Christianity.
But Christ was a Jewish man, so it makes sense that Christian gnostic stuff would resonate with both.
Your guy died about 1200-1300 years before the theology this was based on. Get your own philosophy and stop stealing ours.
There are so many things that have been invented or initiated by Jewish people over the past 2,000 years that bring pride to us as a people, but whenever we point it out and try to get an acknowledgment, we are dismissed and told that it doesn’t really matter, or that we’re ruining everyone’s fun. Yet whenever it comes to Christianity—the one thing initiated by a Jewish person that has done nothing but cause misery and harm to the Jewish people—suddenly y’all want claim a connection?
I just saw a youtube ad of someone whining about saying “happy holidays”like
do you not know??? that Jews, Muslims and everyone else exist???
“Wah wah peoples existences are being acknowledged other than me, when I was younger it was just Christmas”
Yeah well when I was younger, my parents had to tiptoe around explaining evangelism and antisemitism to me all the times I was tearfully asking why no one acknowledged our holiday, why I had no specials to watch on tv, why my mom had to scrounge for wrapping paper that didn’t have Santa on it, why when I told other kids I didn’t celebrate Christmas they’d mockingly yell “merry Christmas” in my face every time they’d see me.
Representation matters especially to children and lack of representation hurts.
When you say people should only say “merry Christmas” you’re ignoring the fact that people different then you exist, and not only should they not be acknowledged, but they shouldn’t be able to celebrate publicly like you get to because its “rude” or “un-American.”
People are Jewish
People are Muslim.
People celebrate Kwanza.
That is a fact.
It should not be controversial information that needs to be hidden because it might offend someone.
Its not a big deal and its not hard.
Representation matters especially to children and lack of representation hurts.
When you say people should only say “merry Christmas” you’re ignoring the fact that people different then you exist, and not only should they not be acknowledged, but they shouldn’t be able to celebrate publicly like you get to because its “rude” or “un-American.”
im not saying America needs to get hype for Hanukkah or calm down about Christmas.
Im just saying they need to not get offended when someone acknowledges Jews exist.
For fuck’s sake Hobby Lobby BANNED Hanukkah so they could feel more comfortable! How do secular coffee cups compare to that!?
And Im only putting emphasis on my holiday because its my own experience. I know Ramadan, Kwanza, and everything else going on this time of year don’t even gat as much as us.
Representation and good treatment are not finite resources. You don’t need to fearfully scramble to put minorities that gain traction back below you for fear you’ll end up like them. You still have more power. Chill.
So if you ever feel butt-hurt because someone says “happy holidays” to a stranger who’s traditions and beliefs they don’t know and don’t want to assume,
Just imagine you grew up never hearing “merry Christmas” because people get offended by your families “controversial” existence.
And for fucks sake please let us watch youtube in peace.
My dudes, I’ve seen a lot of posts about this but thought I’d throw my two cents in that nobody asked for.
Witchcraft doesn’t have to be fancy.
Today, I was stuck in an executive dysfunction funk. I literally did nothing all day because I couldn’t choose what to do cos I was so worried about life.
I wrote my worries down on a piece of paper and then as I breathed out imagined all my negative energies and worries went into it.
I then ripped it up, and said aloud “fuck you, you’re not running my life, fuck you, I’m gonna BOSS this all because I am a BOSS” and I instantly felt better.
All I’m saying is you don’t need fancy stuff to do any witchcraft.
The duo of Osine Ikhianosime and Anesi Ikhianosime have rekindled
hope in the future of nigeria as they entered their names in the
catalogue of application developers when they built a mobile web browser
that is already in use globally. Osine Ikhianosime 13, and Anesi
Ikhianosime 15 who co-developed ‘Crocodile Browser Lite’ were born of
same parents and both are Year nine and 11 students of Greensprings
School, Anthony Campus, Lagos. While both brothers write code, Anesi
designs the user interface.
Osine Ikhianosine and Anesi Ikhianosime
Osine and Anesi launched the mobile browser on the Mobango app store
before moving to Google Play Store to try and reach a wider audience. As
you read this piece, the browser currently has around 100 to 500
downloads and they do not have ads in the app yet. They both began
developing an Android web browser, which they named Crocodile Browser
Lite, about a year ago out of boredom.
Due to their strong interest in technology, they decided to create a
functional, fast browser for feature and low end phones because,
according to them, “We were fed up with Google Chrome.” Osine who told
TechCabal in his pitch mail said: ‘’I write the code, my brother designs
it.”
Born April 28, 2001, his interest in computers began at age seven. It
was also at this age that he and his brother, Anesi Ikhianosime, who
was 9 at the time, came up with the idea of starting a company.
Recalling how it started, Osine said, they first named it ‘Doors’
with Microsoft’s Windows, but when they discovered that the name was
already in use, they had to change the name to BluDoors. Relating his
experience, Osine said: ‘’When we decided to learn to code at age 12 and
14 respectively, I didn’t let my uncle’s belief that it would be a
tough feat to achieve deter me.”
On his part, Anesi said: “I learnt to code by myself. I started in
2013, I used sites like Code Academy, Code Avengers and books like
‘Android for Game Development’ and ‘Games for Dummies’,” said Anesi.
Meanwhile their mother, Mrs Ngozi Ikhianosime, who is a Mathematics
teacher said: “Osine could already use a PC before he could read at age
three. It is all he does since he learnt to code.”
The mother who ascribed the success to Greensprings Schools, said
students of the school have access to computer and internet facilities,
just as personal laptops are made available to each of them at home.
“After Anesi is through with his secondary school education, he will
attend A levels, after which he will go to MIT in Boston for his first
degree, because the university has the facilities he needs to learn.”
She said.
Their father Mr Philip Ikhianosime, who is the Head of Management
Services and Human Resource Manager at an Insurance Company says the
boys developed interest in PC usage very early. He agrees as well, that
his children’s school is very instrumental in their continued interest
in programming.
Anesi says that he’d like to develop another app that solves real
social problems, such as traffic and communication. The brothers are
releasing a new version of Crocodile Browser Lite 3.0 this April.
This week, California Gov. Jerry Brown made history by signing a bill that guarantees transition-related healthcare for youth in foster care.
Assembly Bill 2119 “guarantees that both minors and nonminors in foster care can receive ‘medically necessary health care that respects the gender identity of the patient, as experienced and defined by the patient,’ including but not limited to puberty blockers, surgery, and appropriate mental health services.”
Children and young adults in foster care are covered by California’s Medicaid program. Under the new law, the state Department of Social Services will develop a plan to support foster youth with their transition-related needs.
“Once again, Governor Brown has taken decisive action to protect LGBTQ youth in foster care,” Equality California executive director Rick Zbur said in Gloria’s press release. “No young Californian should be denied gender-affirming health care simply because of who they are. Thanks to Assemblymember Gloria’s AB 2119, our transgender and gender-nonconforming youth in foster care will now have life-saving — and historic — protections.”
The bill’s signing comes the same day the American Academy of Pediatrics announced the issuance of a policy statement calling on its members to assure that transgender and gender-nonconforming youth “have access to comprehensive, gender-affirming, and developmentally appropriate health care that is provided in a safe and inclusive clinical space.”