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No I’m Not Seeing Something That’s Not There

For one god damn moment I would like to waste my time writing about how GOD AWFUL queer baiting is. I’m honestly fucking done with it.

There’s so many instances where this happens and for what? To drag down LGBT people who would kill to see some representation?

It’s 2018 man the fuck up! Let us have some god damn actual LGBT characters! I can barely find any that I can actually stand because most of the time when writing someone who is gay or trans or asexual is gets horribly fucked up and I’m like FUCKING HELL HOW?!

It’s like the don’t try when actually making a gay couple and then put in all their effort with two queer baiting characters that will just go off and be with the opposite sex in the end.

I’m looking at you JK Rowling.

I’m sick and tired of this and it needs to stop! Just fucking stop! It’s not that hard to not queer bait people.

“WHAT ABOUT MEN JUST BEING FRIENDS SHUT THE FUCK UP”

Men can be friends, fucking duh, but it’s the fact that it’s not just friendship, almost kissing isn’t friendship, staring into each other’s eyes for an unnecessarily long time isnt your average friendship.

I dare anyone to tell me that if a man and a woman did they same thing they would not be dating. Look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me they wouldn’t feel anything for each other.

Lies.

“Found them in Nevada, Wyoming, and Kentucky,” the policeman said, face grim. “Simultaneously,” he went on, “I’m not sure how the culprit was there at the same time- but they were.” I didn’t know either – and the identical shopping list left at the scene of each crime didn’t help at all.

I am confused and delighted. is this the three sentences based on my blog person? Or just some spontaneous delightful anon? Either way. thank you.

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oliverqueenlance:

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reystars:

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

Unfridge your wives 2017

Unfridge your wives 2018

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

dulect:

“How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?”

— Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)

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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
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Wait I really really want this holy heck

this is really amusing and i’m curious

Please?