what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust
what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”
aaaaaaand the aftermath. Final selfie before my 31st birthday, I guess. Me fangirling and suffocating a poor teddy bear. This is my legacy. I have no shame.
People keep introducing villains with dark music and grim shadows everywhere and like edgy aesthetic and speeches
but the Best Villain introduction and establishing moment has already occurred
like, we’ve been with her one minute and we already know every other thing about her and Are Terrified, every other introduction go home, this one already wins
my latest hobby is watching youtube videos on the history of defunct/closed disney theme park rides, and its funny how most of them start off like “in the mid to late 90s, former disney CEO michael eisner had too much money and a very bad idea”
when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like
“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
as opposed to, like
“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”
Variously Backup 