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claw-animalae:

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

revenge-may-vary:

katy-l-wood:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

@mothman-membrane, @agentmothmanstrikesagain, @para-normativity

lilibat:

xenoqueer:

ashestoashesjc:

hyperdragon97:

goingrampant:

cloudfreed:

30-minute-memes:

A psychiatrist specialized in gamers

This is supposed to be humorous, but if it works to keep him alive, then it works. 

Sometimes preventing suicide simply means reminding people that there are things worth living for and that is anything that makes you happy. 

Halo 3 was really important for me in this way. I had to finish the fight.

Half-Life 3?

grants you immortality

Having shit to look forward to is absolutely the way people stay alive.

All people.

Like, it’s scientifically proven.

Having concrete anticipations also gives you a solid reference point against which you can check your mental health status.

The way I knew I had slipped from morbid ideation to suicide risk was when I realized that the release date of kingdom hearts 3 wasn’t enough to make me leave a bottle of hydrocodone alone. The moment of recognition that something I had been dreaming of for 14 years wasn’t enough motivation to make it through the night was how I knew I needed an intervention.

Video games just happen to have concerts dates and strong reactions from people. They’re an excellent and accessible tool.

This is… not wrong.